A local baby was on a prison transfer when President Trump saw the baby from a considerably long distance and chased the baby for thousands of miles. When the supreme leader eventually cought the baby he took a massive bite out of the infant. That activated the self destruct on the baby causing thousands of casualties.
Robert Gaylord was an innocent bystander that saw the carnage but sadly was blown up. Before he was vaporized he was heard saying Awweeeee man, I'm dead.